Talking about Bitcoin bull market from the perspective of skirt index

Chapter 0 Introduction

This article is not a serious discussion, it is just for fun.

Chapter 1 Hemline Index

The skirt index is a serious economic index. It means that the longer the women's skirts are, the more depressed the stock market will be; on the contrary, the shorter the women's skirts are, the more bullish the capital market will be.

This index was invented by American Ella Cobley. And it is backed by serious reasoning and data. Some researchers investigated the sales volume of skirts of different lengths and the stock market index in the United States between 1897 and 1990, and drew a trend chart, which clearly shows that there is a positive correlation between the length of skirts and the rise and fall of the stock market.

Of course, logically reasoning about this correlation does not necessarily represent a logical relationship.

However, the beauty economics deduced from this skirt index has gained more and more support from scholars and data.

Chapter 2 The more beautiful women there are, the more promising the industry is

The following are all facts: Few young and beautiful girls work in the fields in the countryside; fewer and fewer beauties do hard labor on factory assembly lines. The more beauties are lost in an industry, the more likely that industry will fail. The TV industry represented by CCTV has lost a lot of beauties. Pretty girls have all gone to work in self-media. It is predictable that CCTV will decline. High-speed rail can support beauties, not to mention flight attendants, but green-skinned trains have no beautiful waitresses, not to mention buses.

It is almost impossible to find beauties in the primary industry, but there may be some in the secondary industry. Young and beautiful women are mainly concentrated in the tertiary industry. We can see that there are many beauties in banks and flight attendants are also employees in the tertiary industry. Programmers in those large IT companies are mostly men, but they also have a large number of beautiful employees.

It seems that if you want to buy stocks, you should check the appearance of the female employees in the corresponding company. If you want to change industries, you should follow the beautiful women to change jobs. (Haha, just kidding)

Chapter 3: There are more and more beauties in the Bitcoin circle

I came into contact with Bitcoin in 2013 (the price was high at that time, you know), and I really started to get in touch with people in the cryptocurrency circle in 2014. That year I participated in many activities and looked for people like me, but whether I attended activities or meetings, there were really very few beautiful women.

By 2015, there was a clear improvement, and by 2016, it seemed that every cryptocurrency startup had cute girls, and their promotional advertisements all featured beautiful women.

It seems that this is a signal that Bitcoin is entering a period of upward development.

Chapter 4: Watching Beautiful Women Playing Live Broadcasting to Popularize Bitcoin

When talking about beauties in the cryptocurrency circle, Bikan is definitely indispensable. Fangfang is the most lively and vivid, bringing a lot of joy to the cryptocurrency circle. Yesterday, they organized a "Two Cute Beauties Live Night Talk on Bitcoin and Blockchain - Ruhe is good" on Yingke and Huajiao. In addition to the attractive name, they also put out the following advertisement:

Bong Bong Bong, unlock new ways to play with Bitcoin!

Do you know why Bitcoin price is making a comeback?

Have you heard of the new darling of technology finance - blockchain technology?

Ruby and Mint, two cute girls, will show you how to unlock new ways to play Bitcoin, defeat all the complex elements in a variety of ways, and bring you close contact with blockchain!

“Fancy beating”, cut…

I watched their live broadcast on Yingke. The beauty economy is indeed promising. At the highest point, I saw 4978 Ying tickets. I heard that Huajiao has even more. How many people are there? They have a coin distribution activity where you can get coins by looking at your ID number. I sent my ID three times, but they didn’t see it because the screen was swiped too quickly. People who spoke, sent flowers, and sent cars, oh, damn, in order to see the two babies clearly, I had to turn off the barrage. I sent a few bouquets of flowers, they definitely didn’t know (crying).

Let's talk about "complex elements". In fact, the most complex element they talked about is a sentence by Ruby: "In the past, when I went home and told my family that I was working on Bitcoin, they all said: 'Oh, go home quickly, what kind of industry is that, don't run into bad people.' But now when I go home and tell them that I'm working on blockchain, they all say: 'What a promising future, Gao Dashang, what a great girl.'" This sentence reveals that in the minds of the majority of people, blockchain technology is the magic weapon of our alliance, and Bitcoin must be the evil force used by the tribe to conquer Azeroth.

Actually, it is not. Bohe used another sentence to explain these two complex concepts in a fancy way: "Blockchain is a ledger. What banks do is to keep accounts for us. Bitcoin is actually also a ledger, but we treat Bitcoin as a commodity. It is like blockchain is a bank helping us record deposits, withdrawals, and remittances, but Bitcoin is more like a credit card. Although credit cards are essentially a kind of accounting data for our spending and repayments, many of us think that credit cards are a little bit evil."

Haha, that's a pretty good explanation.

They told many stories about life and Bitcoin. Perhaps this is because they are standing at the crossroads of humanities and technology, and they use a humanistic approach to explain technologies such as Bitcoin and blockchain to everyone.

They are so beautiful and speak so friendly, which may be the connection between art and science. High-tech is so cool, and beauties and technology are more suitable in the summer.