What happened to the monkey named "Bitcoin"?

What happened to the monkey named "Bitcoin"?

In the last book, it was mentioned that the monkey named "Bitcoin" was pressed under the Five Finger Mountain:

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But, this monkey was born from stone, so how could he die from stone?

1 “Mountains and rivers are so dense that it seems there is no way out”

Five hundred years later, the monkey was set free by a mortal named Tang Monk. The Five Finger Mountain, which seemed to be about to beat the monkey to death, has now turned into a tight hoop and a decorative hat on the monkey's head.

Beautiful, but deadly.

Fortunately, the monkey still has some believers. In a sea area called Japan under the East China Sea, several local dragons came to plead for the monkey. Not only that, the Western gods also tried to plead for the monkey.

In the end, Japan's Financial Services Agency (FSA) approved the license applications of 11 virtual currency exchanges and issued licenses.

Soon after, Sweden’s largest online stock brokerage added Bitcoin services, a Swiss public university began accepting Bitcoin payments, Singapore’s central bank planned to establish Bitcoin payment laws, and Ukraine proposed to fully legalize cryptocurrency trading.

The price lost in "Black September" gradually returned. This monkey called Bitcoin finally found the cloud that could take him to the sky.

2 “The road ahead is long and arduous”

People have good and evil, and monkeys are no exception. It's just that Monkey King sometimes doesn't quite understand what is good and evil.

On the journey to obtain Buddhist scriptures, the monkey killed the White Bone Demon, defeated the Yellow Robe Monster, and went to heaven and earth, going to great lengths to protect Tang Seng, a mortal investor.

The monkey, which can fly and hide, has also become a tool for some criminals to commit crimes. Its decentralization, anonymity, and global circulation have made it the first choice for money laundering. At the same time, the price fluctuations driven by the monkey's anger have made some believers rich overnight, but also bankrupted some followers.

Therefore, those so-called believers abandoned it when the currency price was at its lowest. The monkeys at the foot of the Flower and Fruit Mountain also had some evasive and other strange expressions in their eyes. The Monkey Temple at the foot of the mountain became dilapidated because no one worshipped.

The word spread, and everyone in the three realms knew: Bitcoin, with its hairy face and big mouth, is a "monster monkey" and should not be touched.

The monkey is dull and has difficulty understanding the so-called good and evil. When fighting with monsters, the monkey will occasionally be in a trance for a moment. He can't tell whether the opponent is an enemy or a friend, and he can't tell whether he is a Buddha or a demon.

But the monkey firmly believed: If I don’t go to hell, who will? So the monkey, who was a Buddha in one thought and a demon in another, put on the golden hoop and his evil thoughts were gone.

But this monkey is no longer the Great Sage.

3. “A bosom friend is always there”

At the same time, besides Sun Wukong, there was a little kid named Nezha on the East Sea. His father named him Nezha. Jinzha and Muzha were normal, but Nezha was really weird.

After three years of waiting, Ethereum was born. Like a monkey, Ethereum is not an easy target.

At the age of three, Nezha went to the sea to clean himself and got into trouble. He trampled down the Crystal Palace, killed the third prince Ao Bing, and peeled off the dragon's scales and tendons in front of the South Heaven Gate, fighting against the dragon. This angered the hacker incarnation of the Dragon King of the East Sea.

Later, the Dragon King came to power, leading to the infamous "The DAO" incident. As compensation, "Nezha" chose to give his bones to his father and his flesh to his mother. Ethereum hard forked at block height 1920000, and Ethereum Classic (ETC) was born.

However, like Bitcoin, Ethereum did not fall. Soon, with the help of Taiyi Zhenren, Nezha used lotus roots as bones and lotus leaves as clothes to rebuild his body. After that, Nezha rose to prominence.

The Enterprise Ethereum Alliance (EEA) has welcomed the joining of many companies, including JPMorgan Chase, Microsoft, Intel and other internationally renowned companies, covering the blockchain entrepreneurial ecosystem, extending to IT, finance and academia. So far, more than 200 companies have joined the EEA.

So far, Ethereum has its own "circle of heaven and earth". After that, the continuous rise has also attracted a large number of believers in Nezha. Currently, it is below one coin and above ten thousand coins, almost becoming a god in one battle.

Originally, the Monkey King and Nezha were meant to be an existence that surpassed the Heaven!

4 “There are many roads, where are we now?”

Although the Monkey King and Nezha are among the immortals, as financial derivatives, the title of "illegitimate children" makes them unable to raise their heads in front of the gods.

Nezha is occasionally blessed by his father, Tota-Bearing Heavenly King Li, but what about the monkey?

Sun Wukong occasionally misses Satoshi Nakamoto. He can't understand why this stone created him but didn't give him the fatherly love he deserved. But it's just a thought.

The monkey thought that the Heavenly Palace that could suppress him under the Five Finger Mountain must be powerful. However, he had no idea that under the sky covered by the auspicious dragon, there were undercurrents.

Since 2008, the US subprime mortgage crisis has spread widely, the risk of economic recession in developed countries has intensified, global inflationary pressure has increased, diplomatic conflicts among countries have escalated, and some regions have fallen into military crises and even wars. The world is on the brink of crisis.

I’m afraid we’ll never see the grand scene of the Peach Banquet again.

In the Heavenly Palace, the Monkey King and Nezha occasionally met each other, and they laughed and chatted, gossiping. No one ever mentioned the past.

Monkeys often visit a small grass called "Faith". This name was given by Monkey King Sun.

When the monkey was pressed under the Five Finger Mountain, this little grass grew in the cracks of the stone next to his head, just like another version of the stone monkey. Later, the monkey went to the West to seek Buddhist scriptures, and brought "faith" with him all the way until he was finally deified. The monkey specially applied to the Buddha to promote "faith" into a magical grass.

Perhaps, only this magical herb can understand Monkey King’s helplessness.

Now, the monkey spends most of his time sitting in the magnificent Buddhist temple, enjoying the worship of incense and candles from the mortal world. In the eyes of those little gods who came from P2P and stamps and coins, the monkey is obviously a successful person.

The monkey thought so for a moment, but then what?

There is nothing next.

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